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Saturday, September 7, 2013

Miss Petite Nigeria

Miss Petite Nigeria

Why I speak "Big Grammer"-Patrick Obahiagbon

Posted: 07 Sep 2013 12:55 AM PDT

Lool this is a very interesting interview with Gbenro Adeoye of Punch..I didn't understand most of it either..
Why do you always speak 'big grammar'?
I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it's just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.
How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?
 I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

 Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
 Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser's language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
  Do you know that many people don't take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating

Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.
 Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?
Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again

Top 10 most gifted rappers without me?-Terry Tha Rapman blasts another list(See list)

Posted: 07 Sep 2013 12:27 AM PDT

Terry tha Rapman has been there long before all the newschool rappers.He was rocking our world.Now Music site,NotJustOk  drewup a list and his name didn't show up in it..He should be there right?
Wahala dey oh! Looks like everyone is having issues with lists these days.The best thing is for me to do my own list..Lol
Their list below

1. ModeNine
2. Olamide
3. Phyno
4. M.I
5. SiNZU
6. ShowDemCamp (SDC)
7. Ice Prince
8. Vector
9. Naeto C
10. Reminisce

Agree? MI No4?

Covenant University bans students from body piercing,painting nails,worldly hairstyles etc(See full list)

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 10:52 PM PDT

The managment of Covenant University has shocked its students by the contents of their (2013-2017)Student Handbook which stipulates stringent dress codes for male and female...
I must say someone like me won't survive there.Worldly hairstyles??.lol

Female Students Dress Code
-Earrings and necklaces may be used by female students, provided they are not the bogus and dropping types.
-The wearing of more than one earring in each ear is strictly prohibited anywhere in the University.
-Wearing of ankle chains and rings on toes is prohibited in the University.
-Also, painting of nails, attaching artificial long nails are not allowed in and outside the University.
-The possession and wearing of jeans or any jeans-like materials of any kind are strictly prohibited in the University.



Female students are expected to wear corporate shoes to lectures and University assemblies.
-Piercing of any part of the body, other than the ear (for earrings), is strictly prohibited. Any piercing done before admission into the University shall be declared during the first registration in the first year.
-Tattooing of any part of the body is prohibited. Any tattoo done before admission into the university shall be declared during the first registration in the first year.

Dress Code for Male Students
 -No male student is allowed to wear scarves, braided hair, earrings and ankle chains in the University.
-Wearing of long-sleeved shirts, without buttoning the  sleeves is not allowed
-The practice of pulling down one's trousers to the hip line (Sagging) is prohibited.
-The possession and, or wearing of cordror, chinos, Jeans or Jeans-like materials of any kind is strictly prohibited in the University environment.
-Tattooing on any part of the body is prohibited. Any tattoo done before admission into the University shall be declared during the registration in the first year.
-Jewelry such as neck chains, hand chains, bracelets finger and toe rings, ankle chains are prohibited for male students
-Students are advised to avoid cutting worldly hair styles like richo, all back, etc. All male students are also expected to be clean-shaven, as keeping of beards is prohibited.

Romantic-2face & Annie Idibia chilling in South Africa

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 03:05 PM PDT

The married couple are having their 2nd honeymoon.2face shared this pic. "Me and mine..blissfully chilling..Annie also wrote""Mine and I...Muaaaaaaaaaah baby..
Dont you just love their Loveeeeee

Sexy Mama-Omotola spotted on the streets of London(Photos)

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 02:50 PM PDT

The actress is currently in London for the premier of Muyiwa goes to Nollywood...Really cool outfit...
More below

Attack Syria & we will rape & kill one of your daughters-Iranian official warns Obama

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 01:33 PM PDT

As US prepares to strike Syria, a former Iranian official has warned of mass abductions and brutal killings of American citizens around the world and the rape and killing of one of Obama's daughters if they dare
According to The Daily Caller,Alireza Forghani, the former governor of southern Iran's Kish Province, said


 "Hopefully Obama will be pigheaded enough to attack Syria, and then we will see the … loss of U.S. interests [through terrorist attacks]," he threatened. "In just 21 hours [after the attack on Syria], a family member of every U.S. minister [department secretary], U.S. ambassadors, U.S. military commanders around the world will be abducted. And then 18 hours later, videos of their amputation will be spread [around the world]."
Think they are bluffing?

Meet the 49yr old underwear model who claims she cant get jobs because she looks "Too Young"

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 11:24 AM PDT

Wahala dey oh!!! A 49-year-old underwear model has accused the fashion industry of ageism as she says she can no longer get any work because she looks too young.
According to Daily mail,Carolyn Brennan, from Leicester, has been modelling lingerie and bikinis for more than 20 years but in the last 12 months her work has dried up.
She said she has been repeatedly told she's 'not suitable' for jobs because she looks younger than her years.
She said: 
I find it quite shocking that the fashion industry seems to have forgotten a huge swathe of women who are middle-aged but not ready to wear cardigans just yet. Why should I wear shapeless dowdy clothes just because I'm nearly 50?'
In the early 90s, Carolyn modelled for Harley Davidson, was a catwalk model at dozens of NEC trade shows for Peugeot and worked for Aspire magazine.But she can no longer gain jobs posing in clothes aimed at her age group because she looks too young.And in a cruel twist, she is also unable to get work for the younger fashion market because she is considered too old.
Does she really look young for 49?

Yvonne Nelson finds love again.. gives ladies dating advice

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 08:31 AM PDT

You know what they say..Experience is the best teacher..Continue to read her tweets..she also says she has found the "One"Awwww...

All Grown Up-Beyonce takes a stroll with Blue Ivy

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 05:50 AM PDT

Blue Ivy is one lil girl with an attitude.You can tell she's gonna be a diva

Yvonne Nelson spotted with RnB star Miguel

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 03:28 AM PDT

The photo was taken In NewYork where she met the Grammy Award  musician..I'm crushing on Miguel big time..
Nice pic

Donjazzy jokes on being 2nd(after Akon)on Forbes list+ Atiku hails him again

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 03:51 AM PDT

Mehn Donjazzy is a bigboy oh..He is 2nd on the Forbes list of Africa's richest musicians 2013.Akon is first and he says he's coming for Akon Lol.
Former VP Atiku Abubakar also repped him...I smell some dollar notes exchanging hands anytime soon...lol
Atiku's tweets below

Femi Kayode officially withdraws statement on Bianca Ojukwu(Read)

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 02:57 AM PDT

In a statement, signed by Mr. Akinola Babatunde Rotimi, entitled: "Re: Statement on Ambassador Bianca Ojukwu," Fani Kayode has withdrawn his claims..If you recall Bianca through her lawyers gave him 7days to retract his claims or face court proceedings.(READ HERE)
His statement reads
"We represent Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, the former spokesman to President Olusegun Obasanjo and the former Minister of Culture and Tourism and Aviation.
"Our client knew Ambassador Bianca Ojukwu in the early to mid-80s when he was a student at London University and Cambridge University respectively.


 They were good friends at the time and they had a few mutual friends who are still alive today. The bizarre, absurd and inexplicable assertion that they were not friends and that Ambassador Ojukwu has never met our client is patently false.
"Though he has not seen her for over 25 years, he spoke to her on the phone when her husband passed on last year.
"As our client said earlier, through his press secretary, some of the words he used to describe his friendship with Ambassador Ojukwu in his article titled: "A Word For Those Who Call Me A Tribalist," were indiscreet. He hereby withdraws those words.'' 
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