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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

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Miss Petite Nigeria

Kate Henshaw shows us why she has a banging bod!(Photos)

Posted: 11 Sep 2013 12:55 AM PDT

Leg press for toning front thighs
This is how she maintains her stunning figure.For a lady who has clocked 40, i must say she has a body of some 20year olds..She tagged the pics"Workout Wednesday"..if you want a figure like hers, follow the steps below


#Workout Wednesday. Leg Extension
#Workout Wednesday. Smith Machine Squats 4 thighs n butt

Halima Abubakar looks stunning in a blue dress

Posted: 11 Sep 2013 12:29 AM PDT

She has one of the best bodies in the game.Nice shape, lovely dress...

"I F***ked Nicki Minaj & got pics-Rapper Gucci Mane goes on twitter rant

Posted: 11 Sep 2013 12:00 AM PDT

Nicki Minaj used to be so close to Gucci Mane...today he just decided to put her on blast alongside other rappers..She denied his claims..said its coz he's angry she and Tyga didn't feature on his track..He said he had a threesome with Keysha cole, slept with Rapper, Tyga's current girlfriend and had sex with Nicki alongside rapper Waka Flocka, had sex with Fantasia, and wants to have sex with TI's wife Tiny..
Also wants to take Rihanna to the BET Awards..LOL
Believe him?
The guy is crazy, i had a hard time understanding his English....Lol
Crazy tweets below


Nicki munched her BB chat with Tyga showing they refused to work with Gucci below

18+- Robin Thicke poses with naked models for Treats Magazine

Posted: 10 Sep 2013 11:58 PM PDT

The Blurred Lines singer who is reportedly practicing an open relationship with his wife actress Paula Patton...said she encouraged him to pose with naked models

"It was very sexy. And I like that. At first I thought "Ok let's just do topless , but again, my wife and her friends were like ...no way..go all the way. I think we definitely pushed the envelope"

Many men would wish they had a wife like his.."lol..More below

How women in Abuja are getting their virginities back(Must Read)

Posted: 10 Sep 2013 07:56 AM PDT

 This is interesting..Ladies we can not only buy fake boobs and asses now but even our virginities..hehehe its a woman's world..
Read this interesting article culled from Ynaija..Sorry guys..
Article below....

You can eat your cake and have it these days, it seems. Nneka Dike (not real name), a 20-year old undergraduate at the University of Abuja, recently tested the limits of the wisecrack.

Together with two of her girlfriends, she had gone to one of Abuja's popular nightclubs, this month, to, in her words, "catch some fun" and probably forget about the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) strike that had brought her home.

A break from dancing and, one random conversation after, she and her buddies were being propositioned by a new friend – to buy an artificial hymen.

Virgin territory
Of course, a coalition of society, religion, and what feminists would call double standards have made a woman's virginity until marriage an issue, as a symbol of virtue.
Enough to make 2face Idibia shout for join in his sophomore album: "I can't believe she's still a virgin!"
(Hy)men from the East
From the Middle East and Asia comes succour.
Originally produced by Asian sex toy company Gigimodo, an interesting toy sometimes called a 'designer hymen' is sold at $30 (N4800) per piece on its website and shipped in by retailers who then sell for between N9, 000 to N15, 000.
Plastic and shaped like a sac, it is a flat object that expands to fit when placed inside the vagina, leaking an optimal quantity of a blood-like liquid, after penile pressure, thus simulating the act deflowering. It is meant to be inserted about 15 minutes before sexual intercourse, with hands – insert joke here – washed clean.
It comes with a manual and can only be used once. There are – thank God for small mercies – reportedly no side effects.

The Krystal ball

The nightclub where Nneka and friends were offered the product is the popular Krystal Lounge at Abuja's Wuse 2, notorious for 'officially' allowing prostitutes and escorts into its walls.

"When you mention that club, everyone presupposes all the girls that go in there are whores", affirms a popular OAP at hip radio station, Cool FM Abuja who asked not to be named.

A fact-finding mission a Friday night found the place bubbly and noisy, expatriates and elderly men trooping in and about. It was saturated with young women, their barely contained bodies mocking gravity. According to my companion, between 3am and 5am, one can negotiate to take a girl here home for free, the only payment being for 'transport fare'.

Not that there are any official confirmations – and certainly not for the matter of the female virtue. Nary a bouncer at the gate or the six guests this reporter asked – one exclaiming, "Jesus!" after the question – under the literally red lights of the club's reserved area could hide shock at the suggestion that women peddling fake hymens have made the club an outlet.

A sliver of hope came from one of the bartenders, who gave his name simply as Abu. He claimed ignorance of the trend, revealing that girls have been known to bring in 'weird sex toys' and female condoms, marketed out of their handbags. "They carry these things from abroad to sell here and make profit," he said in Pidgin English, his mouth turned to allow a mischievous smile. "Na coded things. So this thing fit dey."

The retailers are usually undergraduates who sell to people in clubs, at pool parties, universities and other locations that combine a likely customer base with an absence of prying eyes, further questions revealed.

Extremely secretive to the point of denying their goods, these girls sell independently and sometimes leave no contact, the better to vanish at will. They collect numbers from customers who purchase in bulk, then call intermittently to find referrals.The customers are usually an assortment of the breed of university-based budding commercial sex workers, or as street culture has christened them, 'runs girls'. The other bloc is soon-to-be-brides.

Sonia Gyang, a Political Science sophomore at the University of Abuja, Gwagwalada – it's 'Gwags', she says – sitting by herself on one of the Lounge's stools insists she is not one of those 'runs girls'. Not that it stopped her from propositioning this reporter to take her home as she took me into the toy trade – her product of choice being dildos.

"9k, 15k… Chicken change for Abuja people. I invest 1k for the gate fee and get good profit," she said, a walking Nollywood caricature; chewing gum loudly at night, fake lashes darting across the room. "I don't know anyone selling that hymen thing but you can take my number. I'll let you know when I find one." 
YNaija

Rest-In-Style- See the $30,000 coffin with an in-built sound system

Posted: 10 Sep 2013 07:09 AM PDT

RIP now Rest in Style as sound Systems are now being integrated into luxury coffins.The Fredrick Hjelmquist's CataCombo Sound System now fitted into coffins cost $30,000 and comes with speakers and a Spotify music streaming account.
 The great thing is, while the dead enjoy their favourite choice of music, the living can share in the experience by changing the mix online or  see a digital readout of what's playing on the tombstone 

Makes sense?

"Bianca Ojukwu dated Femi Kayode"-Kemi Olunloyo writes

Posted: 10 Sep 2013 04:39 AM PDT

"Why Bianca is lying about her relationship with Femi Fani Kayode (FFK) during her late teens is perplexing. In the early 80′s there were a group of now affluent Nigerians that flocked together as teens in London, Oxford, Cambridge in the UK and even Wales. We were teen couples. I dated Segun Cole, Lanre Tejuoso and Moji Okoya, Toyin Ojora and Bukola Saraki all became prominent married couples today. The Folawiyos, Adenirans, Lawrence twins, Olunloyo sisters and more as well as the Fani Kayode's were all known. Everyone knows about Femi and Governor Onoh's daughter.



I'm a daughter of a governor too and we all know each other. I've seen Bianca Onoh at numerous social events with Femi and even Femi's apartments in London, UK and these two almost got Married!!! Whatever teen to young adults do in a relationship, namely s3x, dating, kissing etc, Femi and Bianca did too. I wasn't with them in their intimate moments but are we this immature to say that they have never even met? Femi does not like fighting women in public domains be it in person or online, in fact he fights for women and once took my back in a situation where a male demeaned me with lies. Femi is a faithful husband and a damn good father to his children.

I wrote two open letters to Bianca on my Facebook page/MadamGovernor and I certainly hope she drops these meaningless lawsuits as I am prepared to be called as a witness in such a case.

Madam Ambassador needs to take this personal controversy away from her job and the issue of tribalism which ensued from the so called ""Lagos-Igbo deportations.""

Many Igbo Nigerians are attacking this man and turning it a fiasco on social media. We have to remember what happened with our Yoruba ambassador to the United States Oluwole Rotimi who was fired by late Prez YarAdua for allegedly making statements about Biafra and Ojukwu which the late president called insurbodination. The Igbos pressured the President to remove a Yoruba US Ambassador and replace him.

I lived in the US 30 years and the whole ambassadorial fiasco is not needed in 2013. Bianca, focus on your job, Igbo people, a Yoruba man has been intimate with your Queen, deal with it. There were lovers before the Ikemba. There shouldn't be lawsuits about who hit it first? The Igbo-Yoruba fiasco in Nigeria today is out of control. I represent some famous Igbos at my PR agency Keminications PR in US/Canada, so dont tell me I hate Igbos.
Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo

Brazilian man set to wed his beloved goat in the Church of the Devil(Photo)

Posted: 10 Sep 2013 01:54 AM PDT

Former stonecutter Aparecido Castaldo, 74, has decided to end his days as a single man to marry his beloved Carmelita, a goat. Because no Christian minister would agree to perform the marriage ceremony, the two will be wed by a known satanic leader, in the Church of the Devil.

The widower and father-of-seven, apparently wanted to be united with his goat Carmela in a church, by an evangelical minister. Unfortunately, none of the churches he contacted with his unusual request wanted to perform the ceremony, so Aparecido eventually contacted Toninho do Diabo (Tom the Devil), an old friend who just happens to be one of the most famous satanists in Brazil.
"Only our church accepted this love between man and animal because we have no prejudice," Toninho said.
Aparecido fell in love with his pet goat two years ago, and apparently she has already been accepted as a "stepmother" by the man's seven children, who will all be at the wedding. Although their upcoming wedding has caused a lot of controversy in the community, and attracted accusations from animal rights activists, Castaldo said he just needs a life companion and Carmella is just perfect.
"Whenever someone says I am doing something wrong I reply the goat does not speak, ask for money to go shopping and doesn't get pregnant – and she can't talk," the groom-to-be praised his future wife. She does have one fault, though – she tries to eat everything, including the first wedding dress Aparecido got for her. Luckily, he was able to find another.
After the October 13 wedding, Aparecido plans to celebrate his union to Carmela with a barbecue party, but makes it very clear that there won't be any goat meat served
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